Passport check: LONDON
Remember that episode of Friends when they go to London for Ross's wedding to that awful Emily, and Joey spends the whole trip shouting "London, baby!" in Chandler's ear like a buffoon? (Of course you do.) Well, I am that buffoon. And you might want to toss some words of pity and prayer in SarahB's direction* because today we leave for LONDON, BABY!
* She is extra lucky, since I will also be practicing my French. LONDON BEBE! Quelle horror.