My life is always worse than your life
I'm proofreading a textbook on selling for Groucho (rawwrr), and thanks to the section on managing stress, I have self-diagnosed the following conditions as they currently apply to my real job: felt stress, role stress, role conflict, role ambiguity, and role overload. Getting stabbed in the face with a needle yesterday was the highlight of my week.
Isn't it boring when people complain about work? Like all great things in life, this lesson was free.