When this photo was taken, only half of it was ironic.
Happy Thanksgiving, America! I'm off to celebrate another country's problems for a while. In the meantime, god bless Mommy, Daddy, the bible, live banner ads, tweeters who RT @ replies to themselves, anyone whose last name rhymes with Failin' and isn't afraid to live up to that publicly and often, Facebook's endless drive to innovate humanity, and Shake Shack. Oh! and condoms. And paychecks. And iPads. And beer. And babies, I suppose. And manicures.