Things not to do

Top spot on my list goes to "Interview Edward Albee," who brooks zero guff while talking to The Believer but seems to enjoy himself anyway. When asked about the current trend of playwrights getting produced only if they have MFAs:

EA: Most trends exist because they’re permitted to exist and have not been slaughtered.

BLVR: That’s well said.

EA: I know. I thought it was when I said it.