So God Made a Writer

God said, “I need somebody willing to get up around 11, update his tumblr, work four hours in a coffee shop, update his tumblr again, drink a High-Life and then go to the Mission and stay past midnight talking about ‘second act problems’ in his unwritten play.” So God made a writer.
— Aboubacar Ndiaye
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