Just go ahead and kill everybody

The recent trendiness of this breed feels arbitrary and misbegotten, as trendy things tend to be, but still. Are you not human? Is this dog not named ZORRO? Can you not see his tiny pink tongue and his big ol' pink translucent puppy ear? He's probably out busting kneecaps for the Mafia or something, when he's not busy peeing on himself.

Zorro, originally uploaded by renata ®.