Ho Ho Ho

Here's hoping your Christmas is merrier than this. Even the dog is yawning!

When I called my mother last night to ask why she signed her card "Love, Mom and Todd," all she had to say was "I was either drunk or tired." One or both of those things must also explain the décor of this room and the general malaise of expression. But why would I be wearing shorts? Nobody knows! Some sort of middle-class hillbilly punishment tactic maybe.

Wishing peace to all, friends. Be safe, be happy, take condoms. And go read why Ricky Gervais is an alien. Oops! I mean atheist.