Five gold rings

My first gift to you this Christmas season is something I’m not personally even all that wild about (chocolate), but look at the packaging! I’m one of those givers who believes more in the class of the wrapping than the present itself (sorry), so if confronted with the colorful swirls of this bar, I would totally eat right through that paper. Actually it kills me that this is being used to conceal chocolate and not gold doubloons or enchanted elves or some newly discovered novel by Jane Austen.

Get your Mast Brothers Chocolate (for anybody but me) at French Broad.