Inanimate objects I have fought with today

A working list:

  • A fitted sheet

  • A dryer sheet

  • A sweatshirt

  • A tank top

  • Socks

  • Siri

  • An online in-store map of Menards

  • A parking space at Menards

  • The electrical aisle at Menards

  • A cable box

  • A twelve-pack of seltzer

  • Windshield wipers