High on the spinster agenda

Shannon Reed in the New Yorker:

Q: What are some of the goals of the Spinster Agenda?

A: Increasing the prominence of women in the government, a greater reliance on bike-share programs, the elimination of lonely cats, better television adaptations of the Brontë sisters’ work, further research into cloning Benedict Cumberbatch, the immediate green-lighting of an Emma Thompson and Colin Firth movie with lots of clothed sex that’s set in the eighteen hundreds, Glynis Johns in her “Mary Poppins” costume on the hundred-dollar bill, world peace.

At my very first job out of college I was informed by a co-worker that I was already—at the age of 23—technically an old maid. So I've never had anything to lose by supporting the cause. 

Source: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shout...