Enjoy a little Linda Lavin with your morning coffee. I saw her in Other Desert Cities a couple of years ago, and once having dinner at Angus McIndoe. She's a real jelly donut, so to speak.*
* This is to suggest that the song will go well with your morning coffee, not that Linda Lavin in any way resembles a breakfast food. Although she used to serve breakfast, remember? So it's not an impossible dream. Not that I'm dreaming about Linda Lavin as a breakfast food, which would be weird. You know who'd be a breakfast food? Nathan Lane. Mandy Patinkin. Liza. (Ham, ham, crazy sausage.)
I'm gonna stop typing now.