#tbt post hoc

I'm less nostalgic for my youth than I am for 2009.

In other news, my father ran his latest Beach Dash in 39:02 but was beaten by three minutes by an 80-year-old. It's a major family scandal and we've heard about nothing else for weeks. He did send me his race shirt, which for some reason is a size small, along with this note which as you can see reflects his current state of mind: