Sabbatical break: an important Easter statement

My first thought upon waking this morning was to tweet “I am risen,” but sometimes Twitter fails to capture the “nuance” of my subtle “humor,” so I’m gifting it to you all instead. Also I rose kind of late so probably 8.7 million people already tweeted that hilarious joke. p.s. Go get them hams. Really, just eat that lean salty pork into submission, then wash it down with a glass of wine that tastes like regret. Or is it joy? I literally have no idea what Easter is about, and from this picture I think you can see why:

CAPTION: It’s true, the shoes make the outfit. And the car makes the neighborhood.