At the weekend

I got a Valentine yesterday from my mother that said “Have a great day! (I keep looking at your Central Park snow pics. Wish someone would take a picture of you in the park.)” That seemed random yet very specific, so this morning her wish was granted! Then I ate 10 pigs worth of breakfast pork, a can of beans, and half a chicken, which I felt is what she really would have wanted had she thought a little harder before making such a ridiculous wish in the first place.