I know it's cool to hate on the burbs, but they've always been good to me. This time I stayed at Le Oakbrook Renaissance...it's no Regency, but it'll do. Esp. when they greet you at the door with a hot pot of coffee, then ask if you mind taking an "accessible" room with a bigger bathroom. Is that a thing? People who mind bigger bathrooms? I thought she was kidding, so I laughed, and then she laughed because she thought I was stupid. Oh well! Also, my rental car was a PT Cruiser, which is like driving around in a spaceship naked. What a sad machine.