Over half salads & buffalo chicken, we salute the following:
1) Stretch's dream of celebrating her birthday in the car -- a dream she's already guaranteed to realize
2) The sack of gold doubloons Mary Mary should have received for her phone-in author survey
3) Some wise & practical parenting tips from CV & Trixie, who know nothing about being wise, practical, or parents
4) Mrs. Smith's impending Hilary Duff concert. Way to rock it with that tween crowd, Mrs. Smith.