Crabathon at Max & Erma's (an original composition)

Ch. 20 ::

Ill-Tempered Lunchtime Operetta performed by Trixie, CV, and Stretch:

(overture) Crab crab crab goddamn rain (recitative) crab crab fried chicken crab crab crab more than three extra napkins please (intermezzo) crab crab Chestiny crab where's the food crab crab where's the waiter (embellishment) crab crab cough cough we could use a refill sir (crescendo) crab crab crab crab crab where's the check (finale) crab crab where's our change (finale ultimo) crab crab crab fucking rain (encore) crab crab crab (bow, standing ovation, exeunt, curtain).