19 December 2003
2 Dec 2003
Did you see his shoes? He’s not my husband!
CV, rejecting a potential life partner wandering innocently through the MH parking lot wearing a pair of unfortunate loafers
29 November 2003
26 Nov 2003
Me as a person is based on silver.
CV on CV
29 Oct 2003
Can open—worms everywhere!
CV in the course of a normal business day
27 October 2003
23 October 2003
Trixie coins a verb for Mary Mary's sploögy brain, which CV then craps up by inserting a tilde where the umlaut belongs
22 Oct 2003
I may be loud, but I don’t say much!
Trixie on Trixie
16 October 2003
Blah blah blah and Mary loses it
11 October 2003
I like the Quakers.
Random Quotable Kim-ism #30,004
27 September 2003
Trixie dates Bruce Springsteen for One Night Only!
9 Sept 2003
It’s in my pants!
Stretch, referring to her sad little belly button
26 July 2003
I may be self-absorbed, but sooner or later I catch on.
Trixie, explaining her policy of obliviousness during The Intervention
25 July 2003
Is it a "g" or is it a "q"? Mrs. Smith's brain is tripped up by her tongue while the rest of us look on and laugh and laugh and laugh.
24 July 2003
Freaks Gone Wild at the Taco Joint!
CV, on observing a pair of scruffy derelicts mating in the park next to the bee-ridden picnic tables
4 June 2003
The more I do, the more I’ll get done
sounds like a Mary Mary
3 June 2003
27 May 2003
CV, slinging some streetwise vernacular at her dorkl cohorts
14 May 2003
The Professor’s here!
whew! on his reappearance at Bernard's after many weeks away
7 May 2003
Get off my desk, Kari!
CV, being not very nice to her good, tired friend
29 April 2003
Mary’s 32nd birthday!
23 April 2003
Happy 10th anniversary, Mary & Brian!
21 April 2003
Mary says “ergo"
during a normal conversation
18 April 2003
CV dates Jerry Seinfeld for One Night Only!
16 April 2003
Lori = very visible
Mrs. Smith hogging the limelight at yet another staff meeting
12 April 2003
Game night at Trixie’s, but Stretch cannot attend because she’s busy getting engaged!
7 April 2003
Mary crowed like a rooster.
and probably not for the first time
20 March 2003
Did you honk at me?
Crazy Blue Hoodie Lady at the Taco Joint, after CV gave her a honk for unsportsmanlike parking conduct. Shortly thereafter followed by an obscene gesture not at all fitting the crime.
19 Feb 2003
She’s hunchy, but she’s a slammer!
Trixie, referring to poor Hunchy & her habitual misunderstandings with the ol’ laser printer
14 Feb 2003
Has anyone ever told her to shut up?
Mary Mary on a former Chatty Chatterson manager
15 Jan 2003
Stretch finds a hundred and twenty bucks in her own car
and selfishly refuses to hand over the finder’s fee to those most deserving and hungry