10. I stayed up late watching Transformers last night.
9. I stayed up late watching Persona last night.
8. I'm thinking of getting involved in an office relationship.
7. Let's go camping.
6. No problem, I'll just make my own yogurt.
5. Could you take away these french fries and bring me a side salad?
4. Maxi dresses flatter all body types.
3. I'd hate to be late for church.
2. When in doubt, send a fruit basket.
1. Yes, you should definitely buy a monkey.