Tell all the truth but tell it slant – Emily Dickinson
Hi, I’m Kari. This is the space where people typically promote their personal brand, a concept I refuse to entertain because I’m no idiot. Unless we’re talking about tattoos; I do have one of those. If you lived in Madison, Wisconsin, in the mid-90s, I believe it was mandatory. Mine is a heart in the shape of a unicorn, or vice versa. I feed it the blood of rainbows and it weeps when I weep.
Aside from that, I have run out of ways to describe myself to the internet.