Tell all the truth but tell it slant – Emily Dickinson
Hi, I’m Kari. I live and work in New York City and will never ever speak to you of my personal brand, a concept created and perpetuated by idiots. Unless we‘re talking about tattoos: I do have one of those. If you lived in Madison, Wisconsin, at any point during the nineties, I believe it was mandatory. Mine is a heart in the shape of a unicorn, or vice versa. I feed it the blood of rainbows and it weeps when I weep.
Aside from that, I’ve run out of ways to describe myself to the internet.