1. “Has Anyone Ever Hated Anything As Much As I Hate Geese: An In-depth Study” illustrated by photographs of me honking the horn and screaming “YOU HAVE WINGS” at the top of my lungs as a gaggle meanders lazily across the street and a long line of cars idles behind me.
2. Heather Havrilesky at The Cut: “I think lots of women feel accountable for other people’s misperceptions of them. But just think about how absurd it is, to collect and make meaning out of every time someone misunderstands you — not to mention every time you unfairly misunderstand yourself.”
3. I wrote a book!*